Glatorian Review

Glatorian.

A word recently discovered by the BZPower fandom via leaked book description. A 2009 term, full of mystery and a completely new naming scheme, which fans are unsure about. I, for one, love the word. 

In light of the recent pictures popping up on the web of said Glatorian(s), I have decided to write a review of the images so far, beginning wit

h my favorite.

Skrall

Gotta love that shield. The color scheme = awesome. Swords = awesome. New hands = awesome. Zamor launcher = growing on me. And for all you Inika-Torso haters, he appears to have a slightly hunched back of sorts, but still, a new torso. Definately getting him. 

Gresh

Pretty Shweet. The only problem I have is that he has the old hands and joints. 

Why? No idea, but still pretty cool.

Malum

Behold, yonder fire buff flame dude! My first thought when I saw this was Axonn. Does it not look like the Axe-Wielding tuff-guy? Meh, I'll get over it. Pretty cool mask, w/ the flames. He also has an Inika-Torso.

Vorox

Bug-like and ferocious, this Bitil-looking insect guy looks pretty cool with his head/mask and stinger. But that sword, why is it used over and over? Ah well, still cool.

Strakk

He's da' snowflake masta' :P

Strakk sports a new torso, as well as interesting mask and axe. Mask seems a bit over-done, but the axe is just wicked.

Tarix

Good guy? Considering all the red eyes before this picture, it seems strange to give him/her green eyes. Wicked spear/swords. .....Pretty much it.

Well, that's all the canister-size sets. Next, I'll share my thoughts on the Titan and Small sets.

Finished it!

AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, I got the book. Finished in 3 days.........darn.
Why I say darn, you say?
......That sounded weird.......

Well, I tell you why I say darn. I say darn because

I DON'T WANT IT TO BE OVER!!!!!!!!!


Yeah, it's that good. Go to your nearest book store, read it, borrow it, listen to it, I don't care
JUST READ IT!!!
By far, best book in the series!! But I'm sad that the Ra'zac died :(

Anywhodadoodle, There were a few things I wasn't expecting, and hardly any that I did.

READ IT!!

Er...

Er....Umm.....I...Uh, didn't get Brisingr yet.
....Shut up!

And now I have to wait 2 STINKING DAYS to get it. GAH!!!

Again, GAH!!!

But enough of Brisingr now, I would like to share something.

Recently, my friend saw The Dark Knight for the 15th time yesterday, and he claims to have seen a teaser for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Apparently, he "didn't pay attention" and "can't remember most of it". Pooey. I remember EVERY STINKING TRAILER FOR EVERY STINKING MOVIE I EVER SEE.

But, he could be right, me wrong, and I could live the rest of my life in shame...

Now, I huddle and slowly slip into madness about not getting Brisingr yet.

*shudders*

It's Here Part 2

In a desperate attempt to find something to do while waiting to release

Brisingr, D-Wiz has tried everything from bathing in mayo to hanging his underpants from the Ifle Tower. Both of these led to jury duty.

Anywho, with five hours of aniticipation left, D-Wiz decides to read the previous two installments, Eragon and Eldest.

D-Wiz: And where better to get them than in the ERAGON AND ELDEST THAN...

THE ERAGON & ELDEST OMNIBUS BY CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI!!!!!

Wii people: ...WHICH WE DO NOT KNOW WHERE TO PURCHASE!!!

D-Wiz: Fine, then, you come up with something better to do!

Wii people: ............Wii would like to pleh.

D-Wiz: NOT RIGHT NOW!!!

Wii people: ......now?

D-Wiz: Okay.

After numerous booms, bangs, and tripping on banana peels, the Wii people emerged triumphant in the Go-Kart race, much to D-Wiz's dismay.

D-Wiz: You cheated!

Wii people: Ha! Wii laugh at you, silly man. There is no cheating in video games! Ha! Ho Ho!

D-Wiz: Then what's the web browser doing on "Cheat Planet.com"?!?

Wii people: .............pleh?

D-Wiz: That's it, I'm playing Halo 3.

Wii people: (slowly fade into distance) Nnnnnnooooooooooooooooo....

D-Wiz: Well, that wasn't creepy at all...

Twee seckunds laytur...

D-Wiz: Haha, me smash grunt to wall w/ GRAVITY HAMMA'!

Wii people:......so?

D-Wiz: SMASH

Wii people: You can't smash us just by saying-

The Wii people immediately crumpled in a heap of cheap commercialism. ...And Tortilla chips.

D-Wiz: GAH!! I HATE THE FLOOD!!!

Flood: But we is squigly little footballs of exploding limbs and breaking necks?

D-Wiz:...........There is nothing pleasing about that statement.

Flood: *Explode*

D-Wiz: They dead.

Mysterious Voice: Brisingr...........Brisingr..........Brisingr.......

D-Wiz: GAH!!! I ALMOST HAD SOMETHING TO DO!!!

Mysterious Voice: Tough.........Flood........Guts......

D-Wiz: *sigh* Back to slipping into the corrosive acid of madness and cheap commercialism...

Wii people: PLEH!

D-Wiz: CURSE YOU MEGATRON!! WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO DESTROY YOU!!!

Wii people: .........You stole that from Animated Starscream.

D-Wiz: Well, how would you know? You two wake up each day and stuff yourselves into an unrealistically small car and drive to random houses, begging them to let you play their Wii's. You have no life!!!

Wii people: .....Wow......Thanks, D-Wiz. Now Wii're gonna go smash every Wii console in the world and slowly fade into a oblivion, all cause of you.

D-Wiz: Wow, that was, um, dark, Wii people.

Flood: Yeah!

D-Wiz: Oh, go kill a Forerunner or something!

Flood: If that's what you command....

D-Wiz: Oh crap.

After the last Forerunner's were extinguished and the Covenant chased D-Wiz to the nearest WalMart, D-Wiz began to question the point of all this stuff.

D-Wiz: Why do I associate with video game characters, commercial people, and action figures? Why must I slowly work my way into madness, just for a stupid book by a guy who's last name I can't pronounce?

Flood:........Because you're stupid.

Wii people: Wii agree.

D-Wiz: OMA GOSH!! Only 4 hours!!! I need to get some money and a coupon and a geeky costume and...

As D-Wiz went down a huge list of requirments, Greg Farshtey (BIONICLE book writer), Michael Bay, Peter Jackson, and Christopher Paolini went past him, discussing on creating a book club. They were gone before D-Wiz noticed them.

D-Wiz: ...And an ancient language dictionary and my official geek badge and a fire hose!!

Flood: Um, why do you need a fire hose?

D-Wiz: Because ever since that one guy sent me that mean email saying

Dear D-Wiz,

OWNED

P.S.

Snape kills Dumbledore

D-Wiz: ....I've found I have a strong urge to spray oncoming toddlers learning to walk until there's no tommorrow!!

Wii People: What a terrible thing to do!! What a waste of water!!

Flood: I know!

D-Wiz: What do we do now?

Flood:........Question the meaning of your geeky obsessions?

D-Wiz: No, we already did that.

Wii People: Pleh?

D-Wiz: NO!!

Wii People: Fine.

Flood: Kill Forerunners?

D-Wiz: No, we'd tick off the Covenant.

Flapjack: Go to candy island?

Reacting swiftly, the Flood lept upon the face of Flapjack, snapping back his head and causing his limbs to explode.

D-Wiz: ....Ew.

Wii People: Ditto.

Tune in in another hour for more stuff and infecting cartoon characters!

Dark Knight

Go see it. Now. Now!

Seriously, the best movie I've seen since TRANSFORMERS, and certainly the most intense.

Just gonna spoil one little part, where the Joker introduces himself to the criminal "kings" and shows them a little magic trick:



Hope this emb works...

Transformers 2 trailer in November?

According to the Transformers Live Action Blog, a teaser trailer of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen will air infront of an as-of-yet-unknown movie coming out in said November. I hope that the teaser airs with Eagle Eye, and a full trailer will air in November. Is it Friday yet?

Transformers Animated

C'mon, people, give it a chance! It has a few cheesy parts, but the rest of the show makes up for that! Megatron=EPIC WIN! Shockwave=EPIC WIN! Soundwave=EPIC WIN! etc.

Don't judge the entire series just because of one stink'n little episode. Y'know, people are having the same problem with BIONICLE 2009. It isn't even here yet, and people are all like
"Another year of dissapointment. What to expect?" Just from a paragraph of information.

Okay, back to Transformers.
How can you not love that show? It sure is better than Transformers energon, or cyberton. I nearly hurl whenever I see those. Transformers Animted = PURE WIN OF TOTAL EPICNESS FOREVA'!!

*ahem*

Starscream is just how he's meant to be. I admit that it took me a while to adjust to Spongebob voicing Starscream , but still, he is coolness!

Megatron=even better!

Soundwave=EVEN BETTER YET!

So, give Transformers animated a chance, and BIONICLE fans, welcome 2009 with joy that plenty more people will be welcome to enjoy it as we have.

What is BIONICLE? + HALO MOVIE

This is a question that a lot of people tend to ask. So, what is it?
Well, there's a little site I like to call BZPower.
At BZPower, there's forums.
In those forums, there's a vast community.
In this vast community, there's many 'peoples.
I am one of those 'peoples.

Anywho (I still don't know what that means), BIONICLE is perhaps one of LEGO's
most successful lines. Not only was it something LEGO had created themselves, the fans loved it.A simple story.

One island. Six heroes. Six elements. One evil.

And so the legend began, telling the story of the Toa, a group of heroes who find themselves on the island of Mata Nui, without any knowledge where they came from. They go on quests to find masks which give them powers, which they need to defeat the Makuta with.

Now, fastforward 8 years, and where are we now?

In the core of the universe, reunited with our old friends, battling for the fate of everything. BIONICLE has come a long way. To learn more about BIONICLE 2001-2008, visit www.biosector01.com.


Now, BIONICLE shall get a reboot at the end of this year, starting off in a new universe, new adventures, new legends to make. If you aren't a fan of BIONICLE, but want to be, start getting interesting in 2009, because that's when the story gets a reboot. So, if I ever go on about how it was so cool how Makuta Teridax totally dissed the Barraki, just wait until 2009, then you'll know.

Also, of you've seen any of the movies, don't judge the entire story by just those, they're a bit too kiddish. BIONICLE is a world full of war, conflicts, evil, good, and mysteries. No, "'Cuz dat's wut fwends do" nonsense. Also, we will get another movie in 2009, which will be so much better than the previous three.
Greg Farshtey, writer of the BIONICLE books, even stated that the animation tests, again, only a test, was the greatest thing he had ever seen.

I got's da' jibbles!

Another thing about 2009,

HALO MOVIE IZ A CUMIN OUT!!!!!

.........

*ahem*

I recently read a review of the script, and let me say,

WOW.

JUST WOW.

The one scene I just have to see is where Master Chief faces off against two Elite's, which both are piloting Ghosts.
Gotta see that movie, wow.

Speaking a' movies,

TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE O' DEE FALLEN!!!!!!!

I HAVE to that movie the second it comes out. Michael Bay (whom my middle name is named after) is gonna blow us all away. The Fallen, a certain character that is aflame, is gonna be owsome!!!

BURN BABY, BURN!!!

Greetings

Greetings, people and non-people!
This is a blog I decided to make, because...well, I'm bored.
Anywho (whatever that means *shrug*), In this blog, I will talk about BIONICLE, TRANSFORMERS, HALO, School, or anything else I find of interest.
So... What do I do now?